Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
ME: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
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Geography Teacher: "How can you prove that the earth is round?"
ME: I cant, Besides i never said it was.
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Teacher: " If you had One naira and you asked your father for another, how many naira's would you have?
ME: One naira.
Teacher: You don't know your Arithmetic.
ME: You don't know my father.
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