BRAIN TEASER

When a gun man dies, we shoot all night.

When a drunkard dies, we drink all night

When a christian dies, we pray all night

When a Prostitute dies, we.................      Answer am yourself............

I NEED YOUR HELP

My Boss' daughter came to our office today, I asked "How old are you?"

She replied "I don't know, but I know that I am half my Mother's age

I asked "Ok how old is your Mother?"

She said she doesn't know but she knows her Dad is 5 years older than her Mother.

I asked "How old is your Dad?"

She said She doesn't know but she knows that if we add their ages ( My Boss, His Wife and Daughter) together, the answer is 100 years

Abeg Tell me the ages of My Boss, His Wife and the Daughter?????

BACK IN THE DAYS

SAW THIS SOMETIMES AGO..............

One of my numerous crimes was inflating my Junior WAEC fee like a PDP senator. I remember I presented dad a long list of things needed to register for the exam, with 65% of the items being things I 'kurukerely' filled in there.
Chineke nna, come and see format.

Dad: Son, number 14 says "handling charges". What exactly is that?

Me: It's the levy that takes care of the charges for the handling.

Dad: Handling of what?

Me: It handles the charges.

Dad:Charges based on what exactly?

Me: The overall handling, of course.

Dad: How?

Me: I mean the charges.

Dad: Of what?!

Me: The handling!!!

SHEY I LIE???

CRAZY QUOTES

" HONESTY IS THE KEY TO A RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU CAN FAKE THAT YOU ARE IN"----RICHARD JENNI

" IF LOVE IS THE ANSWER, COULD YOU PLEASE REPHRASE THE QUESTION" -LILY TOMLIN

" BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES" - JIM CARREY

" HOUSEWORK CANT KILL YOU, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE"-PHYLLIS DILLER

" ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, LINE UP ALPHABETICALLY ACCORDING TO YOUR HEIGHT" -CASEY STENGEL


" WORDS CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I FEEL ABOUT YOU, SO FORGET ABOUT IT"

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