One of my numerous crimes was inflating my Junior WAEC fee like a PDP senator. I remember I presented dad a long list of things needed to register for the exam, with 65% of the items being things I 'kurukerely' filled in there.
Chineke nna, come and see format.
Dad: Son, number 14 says "handling charges". What exactly is that?
Me: It's the levy that takes care of the charges for the handling.
Dad: Handling of what?
Me: It handles the charges.
Dad:Charges based on what exactly?
Me: The overall handling, of course.
Dad: How?
Me: I mean the charges.
Dad: Of what?!
Me: The handling!!!
Chineke nna, come and see format.
Dad: Son, number 14 says "handling charges". What exactly is that?
Me: It's the levy that takes care of the charges for the handling.
Dad: Handling of what?
Me: It handles the charges.
Dad:Charges based on what exactly?
Me: The overall handling, of course.
Dad: How?
Me: I mean the charges.
Dad: Of what?!
Me: The handling!!!
SHEY I LIE???
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