CRAZY QUOTES

" HONESTY IS THE KEY TO A RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU CAN FAKE THAT YOU ARE IN"----RICHARD JENNI

" IF LOVE IS THE ANSWER, COULD YOU PLEASE REPHRASE THE QUESTION" -LILY TOMLIN

" BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES" - JIM CARREY

" HOUSEWORK CANT KILL YOU, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE"-PHYLLIS DILLER

" ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, LINE UP ALPHABETICALLY ACCORDING TO YOUR HEIGHT" -CASEY STENGEL


" WORDS CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I FEEL ABOUT YOU, SO FORGET ABOUT IT"