3 Wealthy Ladies Who Never Worked

The most craved form of wealth is one that isn't worked for, or who doesnt want that?? Here are 3 ladies who never worked to generate their wealth, cool isnt it??

Athina Onassis ($1 Billion)

She inherited her wealth from her grand father Aristotle Onassis. Her portfolio, reported to include the Olympic shipping entities, as well as luxury real estate in London, Paris and St. Moritz. She also laid claim to the famed Greek island of Skorpios, where Aristotle wed Jacqueline Kennedy Jacqueline Kennedy in 1968.

AFTER LIFE

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?

Employee: No Sir, its just a myth.

Boss: Good,  Why did your dad come here looking for you after you went for his burial??............Lobatan

QUESTION OF THE DAY.

FACTS YOU DONT KNOW, AMAZING FACTS...

1.     Ants never sleep.

CHAI, NA LIE!!!!

2.    No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

REALLY?

3.    The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

O PARI.

4.     It is impossible to sneeze with ones eye opened.

JUST DID THAT. LOBATAN!

A CHILD AND HIS MOTHER

A curious child asked his mother:

CHILD:    “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:   “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Feel free to leave your jokes in the comment section.......

ME AND MY TEACHER JOKES

Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

ME: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

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Geography Teacher: "How can you prove that the earth is round?"

ME: I cant, Besides i never said it was.

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Teacher: " If you had One naira and you asked your father for another, how many naira's would you have?

ME: One naira.

Teacher: You don't know your Arithmetic.

ME: You don't know  my father.

CREATIVE ADVERTISEMENT

YOU SEE DIS AT A PARKING LOT, WILL YOU GO AHEAD AND PARK?????

SIMPLE I.Q TEST FOR COMPLEX BRAINS

1.   DIVIDE 30 BY HALF AND ADD 10, WHAT DO YOU GET?

2.   TAKE 2 APPLES FROM 3 APPLES, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

3.   HOW MANY ANIMALS OF EACH SPECIES DID MOSES TAKE INTO THE ARK?

YOU SMART???? ANSWER IT!!

BRAIN TEASER

When a gun man dies, we shoot all night.

When a drunkard dies, we drink all night

When a christian dies, we pray all night

When a Prostitute dies, we.................      Answer am yourself............

I NEED YOUR HELP

My Boss' daughter came to our office today, I asked "How old are you?"

She replied "I don't know, but I know that I am half my Mother's age

I asked "Ok how old is your Mother?"

She said she doesn't know but she knows her Dad is 5 years older than her Mother.

I asked "How old is your Dad?"

She said She doesn't know but she knows that if we add their ages ( My Boss, His Wife and Daughter) together, the answer is 100 years

Abeg Tell me the ages of My Boss, His Wife and the Daughter?????

BACK IN THE DAYS

SAW THIS SOMETIMES AGO..............

One of my numerous crimes was inflating my Junior WAEC fee like a PDP senator. I remember I presented dad a long list of things needed to register for the exam, with 65% of the items being things I 'kurukerely' filled in there.
Chineke nna, come and see format.

Dad: Son, number 14 says "handling charges". What exactly is that?

Me: It's the levy that takes care of the charges for the handling.

Dad: Handling of what?

Me: It handles the charges.

Dad:Charges based on what exactly?

Me: The overall handling, of course.

Dad: How?

Me: I mean the charges.

Dad: Of what?!

Me: The handling!!!

SHEY I LIE???

CRAZY QUOTES

" HONESTY IS THE KEY TO A RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU CAN FAKE THAT YOU ARE IN"----RICHARD JENNI

" IF LOVE IS THE ANSWER, COULD YOU PLEASE REPHRASE THE QUESTION" -LILY TOMLIN

" BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES" - JIM CARREY

" HOUSEWORK CANT KILL YOU, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE"-PHYLLIS DILLER

" ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, LINE UP ALPHABETICALLY ACCORDING TO YOUR HEIGHT" -CASEY STENGEL


" WORDS CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I FEEL ABOUT YOU, SO FORGET ABOUT IT"

FUNNY PICTURES

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